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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Thor eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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