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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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