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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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