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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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