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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Coco eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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