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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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