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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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