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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daisy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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