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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daisy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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