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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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