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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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