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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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