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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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