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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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