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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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