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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮
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