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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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