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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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