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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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