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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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