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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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