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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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