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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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