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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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