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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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