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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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