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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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