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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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