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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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