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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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