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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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