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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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