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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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