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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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