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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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