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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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