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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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