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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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