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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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