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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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