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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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