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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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