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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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