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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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