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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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