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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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