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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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