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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺
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