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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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