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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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