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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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