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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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