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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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