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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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