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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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