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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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