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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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