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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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