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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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