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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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